When i was a murloc...

Ill start a one sentence story off and someone else has to continue on with it!

When i was a murloc i......

"was a`strollin through Azeroth..."

wid ma buddy by ma side frank the....

the one legged octopuss.

Frank was a suspicious fellow as he always carried with him his big pink.....

umbrella, whilst singing.....

"idey didley iddley diddley hidey didey do"....

I decided I had about as much as i could take of Franks off key singing so I...

Literally ripped his head off and kicked it into the nearby....

group of stormwind orphans. One of them, the sruffiest looking one I might add picked up Franks severed head, turned to face me and said "....

This one be yours mista? then proceeded to....

whip out a brand spanking new set of goblin jumper cables.

and applied them to my murloc bumps turned the charge up to 4k then blasted with me with electricity which turned me into a.....

.. an aquatic version of fergie from the black eyed peas...

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

With my new Junk in my new Trunk, i went to stormwind to try and get marshal shaw Drunk, off my camels Love Humps, His Humps, His Humps, when all of a sudden rangaros got summoned to the center of stormwind and Whipped....

cream started to fill the air.

After creaming every one ragnaros and me (the murloc) decided to take our junk put it in our trunk and head out into desolace for a romantic meal we ate in...

total silence, for some reason our relationship has been a little strained ever since i suspected

that ragnaros was actually "playing away from home" with the one known only as DeathKnight, i wasnt going to say anything but it hurt me deeply inside, then all of a sudden deathknight came crashing through the burger van door and....

...

...shouted "HAPPY HALOWEEN! TRICK OR TREAT!" i could not believe the audacity of this guy, bursting in on our romantic lunch pretending to be a simple trick or treater when i knew full well the only treat HE wanted was my lovely ragnaros! so i lunged at him. spines shacking with fury! "MMMMGRRRRUGH!!!"....

when i look back, it felt more brave than stupid to do what i did, but now i know it was more stupid than brave to do what i did, because i could of been killed, but luckily i am not, now thousands of years on, me and ragnaros now have tiny baby murros and raglocs and they all love us very much, it was good times in the next years, until one day, we felt a chill out side a horrible death chill... OH NO! it was....

...a paragraph instead of a sentence...

... a sentence instead of a paragraph? guuurk ...